the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets
i want to read this novel
I want to write this novel.
I want to edit this novel.
Sounds like we have a plan.I want to produce the movie
I’m directing the porn parody
I’m buying the porn parody
(via 0rdinarymadness)
i don’t even remember like 85% of 2012
Gangnam Style. 85% of 2012 was Gangnam Style.
(Source: bullsseye, via lokis-army-at-221b)
if the tardis is infinite with infinite rooms then maybe we’re all in the tardis and don’t even know it
MAYBE OUR ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS ONE ROOM IN THE TARDIS
(via purple-dinosawr95)
THIS MADE ME START HYPERVENTILATING which is really ironic
that was fucking terrifying
your tension has been exterminated
EXTERMINATED
I WASNT RELAXED I WAS FUCKING DYING OF LAUGHTER
jesus take the wheel
(Source: deduce-you-fools, via awkward-aeries)
mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:
Ssssweeeeet Benedict, sssleeping in our bed. Yesss, yesss…
We strokesss it, we petsss its hair.
Myyyyyyyyy prrrreccciousssssssssss!!!!
this is officially the funniest post ever
OMG
Yes, yes, yes!!
(Source: leandraholmes, via iminamanu)
the tinker bell one i sort of fell over and died
They forgot the best one ever:
(Source: thetravelingexplorer, via you-would-make-a-good-timelord)